The fat Rocky the Cat
there once was a Cat
who was a grey spoiled brat
who ate lots of food
but always got booed
for eating so much food he got fat.
The Cat Named Frann
there once was a man who lived in a trash can
who said to a man
get out the Frann you big fat man
the frann had some fur that was not black
so the Frann decided to talk smack
so she decided to leave in that can.